Politics

THIS TODDLER JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THE SCHEME AND WAS MADE TO PAY UPFRONT FOR THIS PHOTO.

TODDLERS ENCOURAGED TO SAVE EARLY TO PAY FOR UNI DEGREES

The Turnbull Government will be holding a series of financial workshops for two-year-olds in a bid to prepare them for the financial burden of getting educated. The workshops will commence next month and will cover off on important savings measures that the government claims toddlers are neglecting to factor into their future. “These little people

World

MY BEST RACISTS LINES ARE BEHIND ME NOW LAMENTS THE DUKE

PRINCE PHILIP TO SCALE BACK ON RACIAL SLUR DUTIES

The Duke of Edinburgh has announced he will be retiring from his role as head of racist gaffes, opting to make most of his future bigoted comments behind closed doors from now on. “It’s time I let the jiggaboos and jungle monkeys be berated by someone else for a change,” a teary Prince Philip told

Sport

BOYD HITS BACK AT KATTER TODAY.

DARIUS BOYD BLASTS BOB KATTER’S ECONOMIC POLICY

Queensland fullback Darius Boyd has today put out a stinging press release, tearing into Bob Katter’s major economic policies. Boyd’s political attack follows on from Katter’s withering critique of the Queensland number one yesterday. “Katter wouldn’t know a decent milk policy if a cow pinned him down and made him drink it directly from its

Entertainment

Gosling is also reportedly demanding to see the Academy's emails.

RYAN GOSLING DECLARES THE OSCARS, “FAKE OSCARS”

  Hollywood superstar Ryan Gosling has sensationally hit out at the Academy Awards, labelling them a “fake awards show”. Still fuming from La La Land’s controversial stripping of the Best Picture Oscar in a bizarre onstage mixup, Gosling delivered a scathing, expletive-ridden tirade directed squarely at the academy after the ceremony. “These awards are fake

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