The St George Illawarra Dragons have reportedly sent an email to Josh Dugan’s management encouraging the star centre to be tardy for all future games.
Senator Pauline Hanson has requested that she be immediately imprisoned and shipped offshore following a political stunt which saw her wear a burqa in the Senate today.
“We will need a lot of time to reflect and heal from this awful tragedy but we will get through this as a people.”
“People who want to represent One Nation should know better than to be pictured with minorities.”
The Duke of Edinburgh has announced he will be retiring from his role as head of racist gaffes, opting to make most of his future bigoted comments behind closed doors from now on. “It’s time I let the jiggaboos and jungle monkeys be berated by someone else for a change,” a teary Prince Philip told…
“Looking back on it we should never have hired Jarryd Hayne to take the publicity photo for us”
The plant alleges Mr Burke would routinely molest its leaves and one time even tried to grab a root.
An odd smelling man from Bondi has today claimed that the regular ingestion of leaf cabbage is the key to a successful life.