Politics

DELIGHTED TO JOIN THE LONG TRADITION OF QUALITY NEWS GATHERING AT SUNRISE SAYS HANSON

SUNRISE EMPLOYS HANSON AS CULTURAL AFFAIRS REPORTER

Channel Seven’s Sunrise program has today announced the appointment of Pauline Hanson as its expert reporter on Australian cultural issues, citing a need to beef up its sheltered white viewership. “Our ratings were beginning to drop sharply in the crucial anti-vaxxer and xenophobe demographic so pulling Pauline into the team was an easy choice for

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Sport

HAYNE FORMERLY BLED BLUE FOR ORIGIN BUT NOW SEEKS TO BLEED A WEIRD PURPLY COLOUR

HAYNE MAKES THE SWITCH TO QUEENSLAND FOR ORIGIN

Jarryd Hayne has shocked NSW selectors by declaring he would like to make himself eligible for Queensland in the upcoming State of Origin series. Hayne made the announcement after an intensive training session with the Boomers this morning. “I’ve been giving it a lot of thought and I would like to keep challenging myself and

Entertainment

Gosling is also reportedly demanding to see the Academy's emails.

RYAN GOSLING DECLARES THE OSCARS, “FAKE OSCARS”

  Hollywood superstar Ryan Gosling has sensationally hit out at the Academy Awards, labelling them a “fake awards show”. Still fuming from La La Land’s controversial stripping of the Best Picture Oscar in a bizarre onstage mixup, Gosling delivered a scathing, expletive-ridden tirade directed squarely at the academy after the ceremony. “These awards are fake

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