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MY BEST RACISTS LINES ARE BEHIND ME NOW LAMENTS THE DUKE

PRINCE PHILIP TO SCALE BACK ON RACIAL SLUR DUTIES

The Duke of Edinburgh has announced he will be retiring from his role as head of racist gaffes, opting to make most of his future bigoted comments behind closed doors from now on. “It’s time I let the jiggaboos and jungle monkeys be berated by someone else for a change,” a teary Prince Philip told

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HACKETT DENIES HAVING ENOUGH QUAD STRENGTH TO SHAKE AN ENTIRE PLANE

Grant Hackett denies being the cause of AirAsia shaking

Former Australian swimmer Grant Hackett has denied being the source of the violent shaking that took place on an AirAsia flight yesterday. “Honestly, it wasn’t me, those accusations are completely false,” Hackett told news reporters this morning. “I’ll admit that I was on that flight and I did have the guy seated in front of

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