The St George Illawarra Dragons have reportedly sent an email to Josh Dugan’s management encouraging the star centre to be tardy for all future games.
Senator Pauline Hanson has requested that she be immediately imprisoned and shipped offshore following a political stunt which saw her wear a burqa in the Senate today.
“We will need a lot of time to reflect and heal from this awful tragedy but we will get through this as a people.”
“People who want to represent One Nation should know better than to be pictured with minorities.”
The Duke of Edinburgh has announced he will be retiring from his role as head of racist gaffes, opting to make most of his future bigoted comments behind closed doors from now on. “It’s time I let the jiggaboos and jungle monkeys be berated by someone else for a change,” a teary Prince Philip told…
When the questions became more pointed, Mitchell appeared to cave under the increasing scrutiny.
“We would like Dicky to piss off to Ten instead and Lisa reinstated”
An odd smelling man from Bondi has today claimed that the regular ingestion of leaf cabbage is the key to a successful life.