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CYCLONE MUHAMMAD WAS INTERROGATED FOR SIX HOURS BEFORE BEING REJECTED FROM THE MAINLAND.

CYCLONE DEBBIE MAKES LANDFALL, CYCLONE MUHAMMAD SENT BACK

As Cyclone Debbie makes landfall off the Queensland coast, a breaking news report from the region suggests that Cyclone Muhammad has been towed back by the Australian Navy. The PM addressed the nation only moments ago to shed more light on the developing situation. “We can confirm that Australia has given the green light for

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NATE MYLES PERFORMING HIS TRADEMARK TACKLING STYLE PICTURED ABOVE

MAN WHO POPULARISED SCORPION TACKLE WANTS SLAPPING BANNED

The man who made surreptitious headbutts and cruciate ligament twisting cool again, Nate Myles, has called on the NRL to ban face slapping. Myles made the demand after witnessing David Klemmer slap Daly Cherry-Evans, leaving the Manly half with a pronounced rosy hue in his cheek that lasted for several minutes. “We need this kind of violent

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Gosling is also reportedly demanding to see the Academy's emails.

RYAN GOSLING DECLARES THE OSCARS, “FAKE OSCARS”

  Hollywood superstar Ryan Gosling has sensationally hit out at the Academy Awards, labelling them a “fake awards show”. Still fuming from La La Land’s controversial stripping of the Best Picture Oscar in a bizarre onstage mixup, Gosling delivered a scathing, expletive-ridden tirade directed squarely at the academy after the ceremony. “These awards are fake

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