Politics

HANSON SAYS SHE WILL BE USING A FINGER PAINTING TO RESPOND TO THE DECISION.

PAULINE HANSON TO BE PLACED IN A SPECIAL SENATE

Pauline Hanson is set to separated from the rest of the senate and placed in a more remedial political environment from next week. The decision was made after the Senator from Queensland was deemed to be a resource drain on the rest of Senate, and has clearly struggled to keep up with the mainstream political

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MY BEST RACISTS LINES ARE BEHIND ME NOW LAMENTS THE DUKE

PRINCE PHILIP TO SCALE BACK ON RACIAL SLUR DUTIES

The Duke of Edinburgh has announced he will be retiring from his role as head of racist gaffes, opting to make most of his future bigoted comments behind closed doors from now on. “It’s time I let the jiggaboos and jungle monkeys be berated by someone else for a change,” a teary Prince Philip told

Sport

MITCH IS UNABLE TO ACCOUNT FOR HIS WHEREABOUTS OVER THE LAST 36 HOURS

Pearce finally found after going missing during Origin Two

NSW halfback, Mitchell Pearce, has been found wandering outside his Bondi apartment block this morning, 38 hours after his family filed a missing person’s report during the second half of State of Origin Game Two in Sydney. A dazed-looking Pearce, still wearing his muddy number 7 jersey, and with a towel draped over his shoulders,

Entertainment

Gosling is also reportedly demanding to see the Academy's emails.

RYAN GOSLING DECLARES THE OSCARS, “FAKE OSCARS”

  Hollywood superstar Ryan Gosling has sensationally hit out at the Academy Awards, labelling them a “fake awards show”. Still fuming from La La Land’s controversial stripping of the Best Picture Oscar in a bizarre onstage mixup, Gosling delivered a scathing, expletive-ridden tirade directed squarely at the academy after the ceremony. “These awards are fake

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