Politics

HANSON SAYS SHE WILL BE USING A FINGER PAINTING TO RESPOND TO THE DECISION.

PAULINE HANSON TO BE PLACED IN A SPECIAL SENATE

Pauline Hanson is set to separated from the rest of the senate and placed in a more remedial political environment from next week. The decision was made after the Senator from Queensland was deemed to be a resource drain on the rest of Senate, and has clearly struggled to keep up with the mainstream political

World

MY BEST RACISTS LINES ARE BEHIND ME NOW LAMENTS THE DUKE

PRINCE PHILIP TO SCALE BACK ON RACIAL SLUR DUTIES

The Duke of Edinburgh has announced he will be retiring from his role as head of racist gaffes, opting to make most of his future bigoted comments behind closed doors from now on. “It’s time I let the jiggaboos and jungle monkeys be berated by someone else for a change,” a teary Prince Philip told

Sport

I NEED TO PUT MYSELF FIRST FOR ONCE CLAIMS HAYNE

HAYNE SAYS HE NEEDS TO BE MORE SELFISH IN GAME THREE

NSW centre Jarryd Hayne has declared the need to be less of a team player if NSW are to win the 2017 State of Origin series. “I made the mistake of putting the team before myself last night,” a disappointed Jarryd Hayne told Brad Fittler this morning. “Next time I’ll make sure the only thing

Entertainment

Gosling is also reportedly demanding to see the Academy's emails.

RYAN GOSLING DECLARES THE OSCARS, “FAKE OSCARS”

  Hollywood superstar Ryan Gosling has sensationally hit out at the Academy Awards, labelling them a “fake awards show”. Still fuming from La La Land’s controversial stripping of the Best Picture Oscar in a bizarre onstage mixup, Gosling delivered a scathing, expletive-ridden tirade directed squarely at the academy after the ceremony. “These awards are fake

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