The St George Illawarra Dragons have reportedly sent an email to Josh Dugan’s management encouraging the star centre to be tardy for all future games.
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Pauline Hanson pushes for her own deportation after wearing burqa
Senator Pauline Hanson has requested that she be immediately imprisoned and shipped offshore following a political stunt which saw her wear a burqa in the Senate today.
New Zealand declare day of mourning after confirmation Barnaby Joyce is theirs
“We will need a lot of time to reflect and heal from this awful tragedy but we will get through this as a people.”
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Pauline Hanson sacks candidate after pics emerge of him posing with black man
“People who want to represent One Nation should know better than to be pictured with minorities.”
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PRINCE PHILIP TO SCALE BACK ON RACIAL SLUR DUTIES
The Duke of Edinburgh has announced he will be retiring from his role as head of racist gaffes, opting to make most of his future bigoted comments behind closed doors from now on. “It’s time I let the jiggaboos and jungle monkeys be berated by someone else for a change,” a teary Prince Philip told…
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Roosters request salary cap concession on Crichton
The Sydney Roosters have formally written to the NRL asking that its $1 million a year contract for gun forward Angus Crichton not be counted towards its salary cap in 2019.
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Pot plant claims Don Burke “routinely fondled its leaves”
The plant alleges Mr Burke would routinely molest its leaves and one time even tried to grab a root.
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Shabby man insists eating kale makes him more successful
An odd smelling man from Bondi has today claimed that the regular ingestion of leaf cabbage is the key to a successful life.
