The St George Illawarra Dragons have reportedly sent an email to Josh Dugan’s management encouraging the star centre to be tardy for all future games.
Senator Pauline Hanson has requested that she be immediately imprisoned and shipped offshore following a political stunt which saw her wear a burqa in the Senate today.
“We will need a lot of time to reflect and heal from this awful tragedy but we will get through this as a people.”
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has told ABC’s Lateline program that his party is considering spending a further $145m on a plebiscite to gather opinions on the wasteful nature of plebiscites.
The Duke of Edinburgh has announced he will be retiring from his role as head of racist gaffes, opting to make most of his future bigoted comments behind closed doors from now on. “It’s time I let the jiggaboos and jungle monkeys be berated by someone else for a change,” a teary Prince Philip told…
“Matthew was preparing to take the field against the Roosters with only one fully-functional knee”.
The Sunrise program has defended the move to send its Cash Cow on a dangerous assignment to cover the fall of ISIS in Iraq.
An odd smelling man from Bondi has today claimed that the regular ingestion of leaf cabbage is the key to a successful life.