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MY BEST RACISTS LINES ARE BEHIND ME NOW LAMENTS THE DUKE

PRINCE PHILIP TO SCALE BACK ON RACIAL SLUR DUTIES

The Duke of Edinburgh has announced he will be retiring from his role as head of racist gaffes, opting to make most of his future bigoted comments behind closed doors from now on. “It’s time I let the jiggaboos and jungle monkeys be berated by someone else for a change,” a teary Prince Philip told

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