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'ALWAYS PUTTING HIS BODY ON THE LINE' - PAUL HARRAGON LAST NIGHT.

PAUL HARRAGON OFFERS LAP DANCES IN BID TO LURE PLAYERS TO KNIGHTS

PAUL HARRAGON OFFERS LAP DANCES IN BID TO LURE PLAYERS TO KNIGHTS

Newcastle Knights legend Paul Harragon has offered to hand out one sexy dance session a month to any player willing to move to Newcastle. The offer arrives on the back of a tough recruitment session for the Knights, who have most recently lost out on the services of Jack Bird to the Broncos. “I’m saying

"IT IS TIME TO EXPLOIT OUR OWN KIND" SAYS TURNBULL.

TURNBULL VOWS ONLY LOCAL AUSSIES WILL WORK FOR SHITTY WAGES

Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has scrapped the 457 visa system, declaring that only Australia’s own citizens will be victimised through poor working conditions from now on. “I am sick to death of foreigners coming into our country and working our shittiest jobs – we should be asking our own people to do that,” Mr Turnbull

GREG BIRD SAYS IT IS THE BEST NEWS HE HAS RECEIVED SINCE HAVING HIS SENTENCE REDUCED FOR PISSING ON A COP CAR.

BRONCOS ACCIDENTALLY OFFER $1MILLION CONTRACT TO GREG BIRD

The Brisbane Broncos are in damage control tonight after the club inadvertently offered a multimillion dollar contract to NRL bad boy Greg Bird instead of up-and-coming superstar Jack Bird. The administration error was made by the Broncos contract team and it appears it may be a mistake the club can’t back away from. “We jotted the

TRUMP ENJOYS A CARAMEL TORT AFTER BLOWING UP PART OF THE MEXICAN BORDER

TRUMP REVEALS WHAT CAKES HE WILL EAT DURING FUTURE BOMBINGS

US President Donald Trump has allowed the media to view his secret cake menu that he claims has been carefully designed to pair up with future bombing raids overseas. “When I last bombed ISIS I ate a very rich, chocolate cake with frosted icing,” Mr Trump said. “But I have to admit I look back

MORRISON IS ALSO CONSIDERING TAXING MONEY GIVEN TO KIDS FROM THE TOOTH FAIRY

MORRISON SAYS YOUNG PEOPLE SHOULD DIP INTO POCKET MONEY TO AFFORD HOUSE

Treasurer Scott Morrison is preparing a bill which will force kids as young as five to cede their weekly allowance towards saving for a house deposit. If it passes next Tuesday, the new law will require children to participate in a ‘Work for your Pocket Money’ scheme, with most work likely to be completed mowing

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