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CYCLONE MUHAMMAD WAS INTERROGATED FOR SIX HOURS BEFORE BEING REJECTED FROM THE MAINLAND.

CYCLONE DEBBIE MAKES LANDFALL, CYCLONE MUHAMMAD SENT BACK

CYCLONE DEBBIE MAKES LANDFALL, CYCLONE MUHAMMAD SENT BACK

As Cyclone Debbie makes landfall off the Queensland coast, a breaking news report from the region suggests that Cyclone Muhammad has been towed back by the Australian Navy. The PM addressed the nation only moments ago to shed more light on the developing situation. “We can confirm that Australia has given the green light for

MASON IN OF HIS MORE ACTIVE MOMENTS FOR THE EAGLES PICTURED ABOVE.

WILLY MASON TO MAKE SHOCK RETURN FOR THE EAGLES

Former NRL enforcer Willy Mason has announced he will be making a surprise comeback for the Manly Sea Eagles this season after a year away in English Super League. Coach Trent Barrett thought adding Willy to the squad might add some depth to the forward pack, a claim that Mason himself has recently denied. “Wait,

THE BULLDOGS ARE CONSIDERING SIMPLY RELOCATING THEIR CLUB TO CAMPBELTOWN

BULLDOGS SIGN 11 TIGERS PLAYERS FOR 2018

The Canterbury Bulldogs have pulled off one of the biggest coups in NRL history today by signing the majority of the current Tigers squad to their books for 2018. The Bulldogs reportedly made subtle contract inquiries to 33 individual Tigers players over the period of a week, landing the signatures of 11 of their targets.

CROWE ADMITS THAT TREATING KEARY LIKE A TALENTLESS LEPER MAY HAVE BEEN A MISTAKE

KEARY REGALES CROWE WITH TALES OF FINALLY PLAYING FOOTBALL

Former South Sydney reserve grader Luke Keary has today met up with mentor Russell Crowe to boast about how amazing it is to finally play in the NRL. “I just had to tell Russell how great this feeling is,” an excited Keary told us. “At the Roosters I get to play my natural game of running,

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