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CYCLONE MUHAMMAD WAS INTERROGATED FOR SIX HOURS BEFORE BEING REJECTED FROM THE MAINLAND.

CYCLONE DEBBIE MAKES LANDFALL, CYCLONE MUHAMMAD SENT BACK

CYCLONE DEBBIE MAKES LANDFALL, CYCLONE MUHAMMAD SENT BACK

As Cyclone Debbie makes landfall off the Queensland coast, a breaking news report from the region suggests that Cyclone Muhammad has been towed back by the Australian Navy. The PM addressed the nation only moments ago to shed more light on the developing situation. “We can confirm that Australia has given the green light for

HANSON CLAIMS SHE IS WALKING PROOF THAT APPEARING ON THE ABC CAN GIVE YOU A MENTAL DISORDER

PAULINE HANSON LINKS THE ABC TO AUTISM

Pauline Hanson has today called for the immediate closure of the ABC after claiming prolonged exposure to the broadcaster can give you autism. Ms Hanson made the claim ironically on the ABC’s Lateline, clearly taking the risk of catching autism in order to get the message out there. “This is a medically proven fact, I

TURNBULL WAS ALMOST LOST FOR WORDS WHEN DESCRIBING HIS OWN TALENT

TURNBULL SAYS MINOR GAIN IN POLLING HIS PROUDEST ACHIEVEMENT

Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has declared today his proudest as leader of Australia after his approval rating increased by 3 per cent this week. The minor gain in popularity was the talk of the Liberal Party cabinet meeting today, with most ministers shocked by the news. “Wow, we did something right? I’d have to check

THE WORST TRUMP LEAK YET: THE AKWARD MOMENT BETWEEN PICTURED ABOVE.

TRUMP REFUSES MERKEL HANDSHAKE, PREFERS SHE URINATE ON HIM INSTEAD

US President Donald Trump has created an awkward scene with German leader Angela Merkel by requesting she pee on his leg in front of a shocked press gallery. The two leaders met in the White House yesterday to talk up their trade relationship, however, things quickly turned sour when Trump rebuffed a handshake with Merkel

THERE'S NOTHING GAY ABOUT BUSINESS CLAIMS DUTTON.

PETER DUTTON ANGRILY DENIES QANTAS KANGAROO IS GAY

Australia’s Minister for Heterosexual Affairs, Peter Dutton, has hit back at assertions the iconic Qantas kangaroo might be gay. The question was put to Mr Dutton during a press conference where the minister was outlining the clear separation┬áthat needs to exist between business and public morality. “The business world has no right to question Australia’s

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