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HANSON ADMITS SHE NEVER THOUGHT SHE WOULD SEE THR DAY DEPORTED HERSELF.

Hanson resigns after outing herself as citizen of Queensland

A mournful Pauline Hanson has fronted the Canberra press pit this morning to tearfully resign from her post after discovering she never renounced her citizenship to Queensland. “I am shocked that I neglected to declare I am no longer a citizen of our northern neighbouring country Queensland,” Ms Hanson said in between wiping away tears.

THE PLAN COULD SAVE RUSSIA BILLIONS OF RUBLES IN ADMINISTRATION COSTS.

Trump to work more closely with Russia in hacking America

US President Donald Trump has green-lighted a plan to join forces with Russia in the unmitigated hacking of American government agencies. “It makes a lot more sense to do it this way,” Trump claimed this morning. “Why should Putin spend so many resources hacking us from the outside when I can simply help him hack

TRUMP HAS TAKEN A DISLIKE TO THE AUSTRIAN LEADER FROM ALL REPORTS.

Trump says he doesn’t trust Austrian President Trumbull

US President Donald Trump has delivered a scathing assessment of the Austrian leader Malcolm Trumbull at the G20 overnight. “I don’t like him, he’s not a good guy, I don’t like anything about Austria or Trumbull,” Mr Trump told the German press. “He also did an impression of me last month, it was an awful

HANSON SAYS SHE WILL BE LAUNCHING A ROYAL COMMISSION INTO DRONES NEXT WEEK.

Hanson launches drone strikes on local Muslims

Renegade Senator Pauline Hanson has unveiled a radical plan to commence buzzing Australia’s muslim population with drones from her hotel balcony. “We are going to airdrop all of our most well-thought out policies on local mosques,” a jubilant Ms Hanson told the media. “Unfortunately, we don’t have any of those just yet so we are

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