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"IT IS TIME TO EXPLOIT OUR OWN KIND" SAYS TURNBULL.

TURNBULL VOWS ONLY LOCAL AUSSIES WILL WORK FOR SHITTY WAGES

TURNBULL VOWS ONLY LOCAL AUSSIES WILL WORK FOR SHITTY WAGES

Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has scrapped the 457 visa system, declaring that only Australia’s own citizens will be victimised through poor working conditions from now on. “I am sick to death of foreigners coming into our country and working our shittiest jobs – we should be asking our own people to do that,” Mr Turnbull

TRUMP ENJOYS A CARAMEL TORT AFTER BLOWING UP PART OF THE MEXICAN BORDER

TRUMP REVEALS WHAT CAKES HE WILL EAT DURING FUTURE BOMBINGS

US President Donald Trump has allowed the media to view his secret cake menu that he claims has been carefully designed to pair up with future bombing raids overseas. “When I last bombed ISIS I ate a very rich, chocolate cake with frosted icing,” Mr Trump said. “But I have to admit I look back

MORRISON IS ALSO CONSIDERING TAXING MONEY GIVEN TO KIDS FROM THE TOOTH FAIRY

MORRISON SAYS YOUNG PEOPLE SHOULD DIP INTO POCKET MONEY TO AFFORD HOUSE

Treasurer Scott Morrison is preparing a bill which will force kids as young as five to cede their weekly allowance towards saving for a house deposit. If it passes next Tuesday, the new law will require children to participate in a ‘Work for your Pocket Money’ scheme, with most work likely to be completed mowing

HANSON CLAIMS THE KINDER EGGS COULD BE A GATEWAY TO TERRORISM

PAULINE HANSON WARNS OF JIHADI KINDER SURPRISE TOY

Pauline Hanson has followed up her warnings of halal-certified Easter eggs with claims of terror-inspired Kinder Surprise toys hitting our supermarket shelves. Ms Hanson called a press conference outside the Ipswich Bowling Club earlier today to make the announcement. “What I found inside this egg should worry every Christian Australian,” Ms Hanson told reporters whilst

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THE FAULT REPORT REMEMBERS JOHN CLARKE

John Clarke was the first person I remember being described as having a ‘dry wit’. As a child I had no real understanding of what this term meant of course, having only being described myself up until that point as a half-wit by the same people. All the same it sparked in me a curiosity,

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