An odd smelling man from Bondi has today claimed that the regular ingestion of leaf cabbage is the key to a successful life.
“I was scrounging around the house looking for any type of alcohol when I lifted the hood of me car and found the brown nectar of the gods,” Mr Tulip said.
Former Australian swimmer Grant Hackett has denied being the source of the violent shaking that took place on an AirAsia flight yesterday. “Honestly, it wasn’t me, those accusations are completely false,” Hackett told news reporters this morning. “I’ll admit that I was on that flight and I did have the guy seated in front of…
“Each of us should feel able to tell random strangers they are ugly gay poofta whores without fear of attack.”
The decision was made after Mr Jones asserted on air that Australia needed “more stolen generations”, with the comments proving to be the last straw for the Department of Social Welfare.