“Each of us should feel able to tell random strangers they are ugly gay poofta whores without fear of attack.”
The decision was made after Mr Jones asserted on air that Australia needed “more stolen generations”, with the comments proving to be the last straw for the Department of Social Welfare.
“We had to fly in a microscope from Switzerland with the power to see something below the atomic level…think of it as kind’ve like the Hubble Telescope but in reverse.”
“…‘Black Pete’, who, according to Dutch storybooks, is one of Santa’s most adorably incompetent “helpers” who earns no wage and just happens to be black”.
Cafe owner Norman Manbun told The Fault Report that combining a donut filled with Nutella and a single brussels sprout was as important a marriage as when Milli met Vanilli – only tastier!