HARRISON FORD CLAIMS HE IS NOT TOO OLD FOR NEW INDIANA JONES FILM

AN AGEING FORD CLAIMS HE WILL STILL DO HIS OWN STUNTS, SO LONG AS HE CAN USE A STAIRLIFT.

AN AGEING FORD CLAIMS HE WILL STILL DO ALL OF HIS OWN STUNTS, SO LONG AS HE CAN USE A STAIRLIFT.

134-year-old Hollywood A-Lister, Harrison Ford, has dismissed claims he is too old to reprise one of his most famous action personas, Indiana Jones.

“That’s codswallop and fiddlestick young whippersnapper, I have the energy of a young F.Scott Fitzgerald,” Mr Ford told a tree he thought was interviewing him before suddenly falling asleep.

Fans of the Indiana Jones franchise have hit out at the decision to cast the elderly Ford.

“We want to see Indiana Jones fighting bad guys and kicking ass – not trying to win a bingo contest or overcome prostate cancer,” one fan screamed at the demonstration.

“Harrison needs to know that Raiders of the Lost Ark was a long time ago – that’s an entire Britney Spears ago for fu*k’s sake.”

Despite the protests, Mr Ford is set to start filming the next Indiana Jones film this week between the hours of 11am and 2pm, the times when he won’t be watching his stories.

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