Hanson launches drone strikes on local Muslims

HANSON SAYS SHE WILL BE LAUNCHING A ROYAL COMMISSION INTO DRONES NEXT WEEK.

HANSON SAYS SHE WILL BE LAUNCHING A ROYAL COMMISSION INTO DRONES NEXT WEEK.

Renegade Senator Pauline Hanson has unveiled a radical plan to commence buzzing Australia’s muslim population with drones from her hotel balcony.

“We are going to airdrop all of our most well-thought out policies on local mosques,” a jubilant Ms Hanson told the media.

“Unfortunately, we don’t have any of those just yet so we are dropping short, semi-incoherent slogans at this stage instead like “Stralya 4 Straylans” and “You can’t spell crisis without ISIS”.

However, when asked where she secured the purchase of the drone, Hanson’s demeanour changed suddenly.

“It was a legitimate donation, what are you saying? You’re against Stralya! You eat Halal foods! I’m Ipswich certified!”

After delivering an acutely aggressive, albeit non-sensical verbal barrage, the Senator latched herself onto a drone before dropping herself on a local mosque.

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