A mournful Pauline Hanson has fronted the Canberra press pit this morning to tearfully resign from her post after discovering she never renounced her citizenship to Queensland.
“I am shocked that I neglected to declare I am no longer a citizen of our northern neighbouring country Queensland,” Ms Hanson said in between wiping away tears.
“I grew up north of Australya and when I made the pilgrimage through the Republic of NSW all the way down to the Kingdom of Canberra in Australya – I thought I had all my paperwork sorted out.”
“I will therefore be formally stepping down from my role as Minotaur of Australya.”
The press were quick to point out the flaws in Ms Hanson’s geography via print today, however, there are as yet no reports of anybody informing Pauline of this fact directly.
“Maybe Pauline could do with a sabbatical overseas in Queensland,” the Editor of a Sydney broadsheet noted.
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