Senator Pauline Hanson has requested that she be immediately imprisoned and shipped offshore following a political stunt which saw her wear a burqa in the Senate today.
“I no longer trust that I have Australia’s best interests at heart,” an emotional Hanson told parliament.
“Now that I have donned the garments of a faith I know very little about, I can only assume that I may now be a threat to national security and must therefore be deported back to where I came from immediately.”
Ms Hanson’s fellow senators were understandably in shock when she donned the burqa today to ram home an ignorant agenda, however, this latest push has many wondering if the stunt was a blessing in disguise.
“So wait, she wants us to deport her? Like, right now? Well, if it takes absorbing one cheap political stunt to finally rid Australia of Pauline then I think we can call it even Steven,” a philosophical Penny Wong told us.
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