US President Donald Trump has delivered a scathing assessment of the Austrian leader Malcolm Trumbull at the G20 overnight.
“I don’t like him, he’s not a good guy, I don’t like anything about Austria or Trumbull,” Mr Trump told the German press.
“He also did an impression of me last month, it was an awful impression, it sounded nothing like me.”
However, some of the more perceptive members of the press gallery were quick to inform President Trump that he might be confusing the nation of Austria with Australia, a correction that did not go down well with the president.
“No I’m not, besides Australia is just a fake Austria. I hate them both. Trumbull equals big fail. He stands for nothing and doesn’t have the balls to lead his own country.”
The German press were forced to concede that Trump may have been correctly referring to Australia’s Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull after all.
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