In a controversial statement, at least for those north of Warwick, the NSW premier has called for Cameron Smith to be added to the fauna-list as a grub.
“Cameron Smith spends that much time being a grub, why not make it official?” Gladys Berejiklian told the CSIRO.
“You’ve seen him in the ruck, he’s a bloody dirt merchant if I’ve ever seen one.”
A topic close to the hearts of many New South Welshman and women, the premier’s statements have been met with overwhelming approval south of the border.
“I can’t stand the grub. Grubby in dummy half, grubby in the ruck. Just an out and out grub” one person said.
“For sure I like it. There are a couple other blokes I’d love to out on that list too as cats and dogs and I bet you know who I mean *cough* Slater *cough* Chambers” another man said.
A recent study that was taken by The Fault Report has revealed that nine out of ten people who know anything out about football believe Cameron Smith is indeed a grub.