6. Having a regal surname often helps. I’d suggest being a Montgomery, Mandeville or Darcy. I’m not sure why this helps so much but I can attest that my friends and I have had tremendous success using handles like these.
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The Lebanese courts have today decided to drop all charges levelled against Australia’s 60 Minutes program on the condition that “all shitty human interest pieces cease”.
Senator Cory Bernardi has called for Catholic priests to be deployed across schools everywhere in a bid to make our children safer.
Upon hearing the news, a visibly upset Obama began arguing with local tour officials before sticking his fingers in his ears and stomping his feet on the ground.
“When I saw the quote, ‘I’d fire Rosie O’Donnell. I’d look at her right in that fat, ugly face,’ photoshopped across a misty canyon, I knew I could be anything, that he was fighting for us all.”