An elitist politician going by the title of Lord Turnbull – Duke of Offshore Bank Accounts, has today attempted to sound like an everyday Australian for the second day in a row in parliament. Lord Turnbull threw phrases around like ‘fair dinkum’ and ‘you bloody ripper’ in an inordinate measure earlier today as his colleagues…
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Upon hearing the news, a visibly upset Obama began arguing with local tour officials before sticking his fingers in his ears and stomping his feet on the ground.
“It was really nice of Vladimir to take out most of our enemies like that,” a spokesperson for ISIS stated on Facebook.
Fresh from dispensing with its core principles on gay marriage, the Greens have today made even further inroads into becoming a populist, fatuous political party by declaring they are okay with unregulated logging.
“Now is not the time for decisions or direct sentences addressing questions,” Mr Turnbull told his party this morning.