An elitist politician going by the title of Lord Turnbull – Duke of Offshore Bank Accounts, has today attempted to sound like an everyday Australian for the second day in a row in parliament. Lord Turnbull threw phrases around like ‘fair dinkum’ and ‘you bloody ripper’ in an inordinate measure earlier today as his colleagues…
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6. Having a regal surname often helps. I’d suggest being a Montgomery, Mandeville or Darcy. I’m not sure why this helps so much but I can attest that my friends and I have had tremendous success using handles like these.
“Obviously I’m really only talking about kids in my wealthy electorate, I’m not convinced that kids living in Penrith for example really need shady tax minimisation schemes.”
“Deep down I don’t want to stop the boats and see refugees set themselves on fire, but it does make for great gothic entertainment right?” Mr Dutton told The Fault Report.
“David Bowie, Garry Shandling, Alan Rickman, Glenn Frey, Ronnie Corbett, Harper Lee, the list goes on. But taking Prince was just the last straw. We need a f*#king cure!”