PRO-RAPE ADVOCATE FOUND TO HAVE INCREDIBLY SMALL PENIS

UNTIL THIS LATEST DISCOVERY, SCIENTISTS THEORISED THE PENIS MAY HAVE BEEN LOCATED IN HIS PANZY BEARD.

UNTIL THIS LATEST DISCOVERY, SCIENTISTS THEORISED THE PENIS MAY HAVE BEEN LOCATED SOMEWHERE IN HIS PANZY BEARD.

Australian scientists have released a finding today that they claim proves pro-rape advocate Roosh V has a virtually non-existent penis.

“This was not an easy one for us to prove actually,” Lead Scientist David Rawley told the media today.

“We had to fly in a microscope from Switzerland with the power to see something below the atomic level…think of it as kind’ve like the Hubble Telescope but in reverse.”

But after several weeks of painstaking investigation, the team concluded Mr Roosh is in fact in possession of a penis – albeit miniscule.

Psychologists theorise this affliction has probably driven his hatred towards women.

“In a way we feel sorry for him…imagine having to urinate into an electron…horrible stuff,” a spokesperson for the Australian Psychologists Foundation said.

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