Recovering alcoholic credits turnaround to drinking brake fluid

MARK FEELS MORE PEOPLE SHOULD TURN TO THE CAR ENGINE TO BEAT DRUG ADDICTION.

MARK FEELS MORE PEOPLE SHOULD TURN TO THE HUMBLE CAR ENGINE TO BEAT DRUG ADDICTION.

A man from Melbourne says that drinking brake fluid on a daily basis has helped him “break” his dependency on alcohol.

Mark Tulip, 36, says that he discovered the miracle benefits of drinking brake fluid when he was desperate for a beer but didn’t have the cash to buy any.

“I was scrounging around the house looking for any type of alcohol when I lifted the hood of me car and found the brown nectar of the gods,” Mr Tulip said.

“I don’t need any beers or whiskey or nothing anymore coz the brake fluid scratches me itch.”

When asked if there were any downsides to drinking litres of Polyethylene Oxide on a daily basis, Mr Tulip heaped nothing but praise on the alcoholic alternative.

“Nah mate no downsides. There are little differences but nothing major. Me poo is now a healthy green colour and me breath keeps a few of the sheilas away but overall it just feels great to go a day without needing a drink,” a delighted Mr Tulip said.

In developing news, Mr Tulip passed away a few hours ago from natural causes. A memorial service will be held at Albert Park Raceway and will be sponsored by Valvoline out of respect for Mr Tulip.

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