Republican candidate Donald Trump has undertaken a bizarre dance during a rally in South Carolina, attempting a jerking interpretive jig to communicate his own political experiences.
“My popularity has plummeted a little like this,” Trump declared before grabbing his own crotch and swiveling his neck violently for 30 seconds.
“And my ability to clearly set out sound policy instead of vague prejudicial rhetoric has been more like this,” Trump added before pulling down his pants and defecating on the stage before doing the worm in the aforementioned.
Despite the fact the dance was highly unorthodox and aesthetically reprehensible, American political pundits were forced to admit this has been the highlight of the Trump campaign to date.
“I vomited a little, I will never sleep properly again but at least that was an honest Donald Trump up there tonight,” claimed CNN journalist Anderson Cooper.